Friendly, Dyer Island Penguins vs. Cockney Cockrells (Mon Oct 20)


                 Dyer Island Penguins  |  Cockney Cockrells
                            4-1-3-2 A  |  4-1-3-2 L
             Littlemonkey (caretaker)  |  Dazoctaron (caretaker)
                                       |
                      Fezile_Botha GK  |  GK Hector_Nuryev
                       Mcebisi_Nel DF  |  DF D_Stenvall
                      Fudsi_Cloete DF  |  DF Lyle_Kendrick
                       Zonde_Kotze DM  |  DM Jenkins_Roles
                      DAN_WISHBONE DF  |  DF Luik_Dylewski
                     Rio+Ferdinand DF  |  DF Paul_Gulliver
                     Chetty_Visser MF  |  MF Cameron_Hart
                      Weston_Piper MF  |  MF Pedro_B'lista
                      Thwala_Msibi FW  |  FW Denis_Staples
                     Daniel_Chimes FW  |  FW Anders_Streng
                     Dante_Fortune MF  |  MF Ole_Guncalves
                                       |
                     Katlego_Zwane SUB |  SUB Jennings_Glue
                        B_Sakousis SUB |  SUB Y_Yobari
                     Brecht_Lossle SUB |  SUB Justice_Libra
                      Candela_Zulu SUB |  SUB Ayo_Sawogucci
                     Ruter_Luthuli SUB |  SUB HANSU_YAKAMIN




Min. 1  :(coc) It looks as though Cockney Cockrells is now playing P 
Min. 1  :(coc) Cameron_Hart takes advantage of a mistake by DAN_WISHBONE 
          ...  It's a lucky break 
          ...  Cameron_Hart has his eyes on the goal! 
          ...  He shoots! 
          ...  It hits the sponsor hoarding 
Min. 3  :(dye) Weston_Piper sprints down the flank 
          ...  He plays the ball across to Thwala_Msibi 
          ...  Luik_Dylewski with an ugly foul 
          ...  There's no place in the game for that kind of tackle 
          ...  The ref shows him a YELLOW CARD!! 
          ...  He'll need to be careful now! 
Min. 4  :(coc) Cameron_Hart passes the ball to Denis_Staples 
          ...  Denis_Staples rifles it to the far post ! 
          ...  But Fezile_Botha punches it away 
          ...  He had to be brave to come for that one 
Min. 4  :(coc) Jenkins_Roles throws a punch 
          ...  Mcebisi_Nel slumps to the ground 
          ...  He gets away with that one 
          ...  It’s just a warning 
Min. 7  :(dye) DAN_WISHBONE finds Daniel_Chimes with a ball over the defence 
          ...  Daniel_Chimes gets up high for the header ! 
          ...  OOOOOOHHHHHHHH 
          ...  It grazes the post and goes wide 
Min. 8  :(dye) Weston_Piper picks out Thwala_Msibi with the cross 
          ...  Intercepted by Lyle_Kendrick 
Min. 11 :(coc) Anders_Streng kills the ball dead 
          ...  He sees a team mate making a run! 
          ...  He plays the ball across to him! 
          ...  Denis_Staples gets on the end of the pass 
          ...  Denis_Staples with the header ! 
          ...  But Fezile_Botha hits it away 
          ...  He could have held onto that! 
Min. 12 :(coc) Anders_Streng barges the defender off the ball 
          ...  Anders_Streng looks to see where Fezile_Botha is! 
          ...  He rifles in the shot! 
          ...  It floats over Fezile_Botha 
          ...  Its heading goalward! 
          ...  But floats just over 
          ...  That was a great effort 
Min. 14 :(coc) Cameron_Hart looks for options 
          ...  His team mate makes an overlapping run now! 
          ...  He knocks a through ball to Ole_Guncalves 
          ...  Ole_Guncalves tries to beat Fezile_Botha! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha blocks the shot with his legs 
          ...  It goes clear! 
Min. 15 :(coc) Lyle_Kendrick sidesteps Rio+Ferdinand 
          ...  He showed great skill there 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick sees Fezile_Botha off his line ! 
          ...  It floats over Fezile_Botha 
          ...  Its heading goalward! 
          ...  But floats just over 
          ...  That was a decent effort 
Min. 17 :(dye) Rio+Ferdinand is forced back with the ball 
          ...  He belts the ball up field 
          ...  Dante_Fortune latches onto the end of it 
          ...  D_Stenvall with the tackle 
Min. 17 :(coc) Ole_Guncalves can't find space for the shot 
          ...  He slips it through to Denis_Staples 
          ...  A glorious effort by Denis_Staples ! 
          ...  But he puts it wide 
          ...  How did he manage to miss that? 
Min. 19 :(dye) Chetty_Visser sprints forward with the ball 
          ...  Chetty_Visser with a screamer of a shot ! 
          ...  Hector_Nuryev turns it behind for a corner 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Mcebisi_Nel plays it towards the near post! 
          ...  Hector_Nuryev comes out and claims it! 
Min. 24 :(dye) Weston_Piper takes advantage of a mistake by Luik_Dylewski 
          ...  That mistake could prove costly 
          ...  But Jenkins_Roles sees the pass and cuts it out 
Min. 32 :(dye) Dante_Fortune turns nicely onto the ball 
          ...  Dante_Fortune with the chance ! 
          ...  The fans behind the goal jump up! 
          ...  But it’s gone just wide !! 
Min. 32 :(coc) Ole_Guncalves is first to the loose ball 
          ...  He plays the ball across to Anders_Streng 
          ...  Weston_Piper with a nasty foul 
          ...  The ref will want to speak to him 
          ...  The ref reaches to his pocket! 
          ...  He jots down his name! 
          ...  YELLOW CARD!! 
Min. 36 :(dye) Thwala_Msibi gets the ball on the wing 
          ...  He pokes the ball past the defender! 
          ...  He has some space now! 
          ...  Thwala_Msibi aims the cheeky shot at goal! 
          ...  The ball moves through the air! 
          ...  Hector_Nuryev moves quickly! 
          ...  Can he reach it? 
          ...  Hector_Nuryev catches it with style! 
Min. 42 :(coc) Cameron_Hart heads the ball back to Ole_Guncalves 
          ...  But Mcebisi_Nel will cut out the threat 
Min. 43 :(REF) The 4th official signals that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 43 :(dye) Thwala_Msibi with an incisive pass to Dante_Fortune 
          ...  Dante_Fortune controls the ball well! 
          ...  He hammers a shot towards goal! 
          ...  It hits the bar!! 
          ...  But he picks up the rebound 
          ...  OHHHHHHHH !! 
          ...  He's sliced it wide 
Min. 44 :(dye) Zonde_Kotze sprints down the wing 
          ...  He knocks it past the defender into space! 
          ...  He puts in a square ball! 
          ...  Rio+Ferdinand runs onto it 
          ...  He uses a clever change of direction to get past the defender 
          ...  Rio+Ferdinand has a go! 
          ...  But he puts it wide 
Min. 46 :(coc) Ole_Guncalves sidesteps Fudsi_Cloete 
          ...  That was too easy 
          ...  Ole_Guncalves tries to curl it into the bottom corner ! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha with a great save 
          ...  He shows why he is the number 1 
Min. 47 :(coc) Lyle_Kendrick hits in a wicked shot! 
          ...  It hits the defender 
          ...  Anders_Streng latches onto it! 
          ...  Anders_Streng is clean through! 
          ...  The linesman has his flag raised 
          ...  But the ref waves play on 
          ...  He just has to beat Fezile_Botha 
          ...  He rounds Fezile_Botha 
          ...  He taps it towards the goal! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  That’s given Cockney Cockrells the advantage! 
          ...  Dyer Island Penguins 0-1 Cockney Cockrells ...

*************  HALF TIME  ****************
Half Time Score: Dyer Island Penguins 0-1 Cockney Cockrells

Min. 46 :(dye) Daniel_Chimes is changing his role to a AM 
Min. 53 :(coc) Anders_Streng can't find space for the shot 
          ...  He slips it through to Ole_Guncalves 
          ...  Ole_Guncalves with the punt towards goal! 
          ...  The fans get off their seats! 
          ...  But it sails over !! 
Min. 54 :(coc) Lyle_Kendrick runs at the defence 
          ...  But Rio+Ferdinand slides in 
Min. 57 :(coc) Denis_Staples with the mazy run 
          ...  How he got through those defenders I don't know 
          ...  He sets himself up for the shot 
          ...  Launched towards the top corner by Denis_Staples ! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha saves, but he fumbles 
          ...  But he gathers at the second attempt! 
Min. 58 :(dye) Thwala_Msibi gets the ball on the wing 
          ...  He pokes the ball past the defender! 
          ...  He has some space now! 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick hits it out for a corner 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Thwala_Msibi drives it into the box! 
          ...  Hector_Nuryev catches it! 
Min. 63 :(coc) Lyle_Kendrick plays in Ole_Guncalves with a beautiful ball 
          ...  Ole_Guncalves hits the shot with the outside of the right foot! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha gets a hand to it!! 
          ...  But he picks up the rebound 
          ...  OHHHHHHHH !! 
          ...  He's pushed it behind ! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  The corner is swung in by Pedro_B'lista! 
          ...  The ball finds its way to Cameron_Hart 
          ...  He gets the shot away 
          ...  Fezile_Botha with a superb tip over the bar 
          ...  He showed great reflexes there 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick plays it into the danger area! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha jumps well to claim it! 
Min. 65 :(dye) Ruter_Luthuli is coming on for Weston_Piper and playing FW 
Min. 69 :(dye) Mcebisi_Nel with the first time flick to Ruter_Luthuli 
          ...  Ruter_Luthuli drives the ball low ! 
          ...  Hector_Nuryev is beaten! 
          ...  It hits the bar!! 
          ...  And goes clear 
Min. 70 :(coc) Y_Yobari is coming on for Anders_Streng and playing DF 
Min. 71 :(dye) Chetty_Visser moves to AM 
Min. 71 :(dye) Dante_Fortune changes position to fill a AM slot 
Min. 71 :(coc) Justice_Libra takes off his tracksuit, he'll replace Cameron_Hart 
          ...  He'll play as a DM 
          ...  The manager will be hoping this substitution pays off 
Min. 71 :(coc) Y_Yobari backtracks with the ball 
          ...  He hits the ball up field 
          ...  Luik_Dylewski latches onto it 
          ...  But he loses control of it 
          ...  Rio+Ferdinand belts it clear 
Min. 71 :(dye) Dante_Fortune takes advantage of a defensive mistake 
          ...  It's a lucky break 
          ...  Denis_Staples with the tackle 
          ...  There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge 
          ...  He gets away with that one 
          ...  It’s just a warning 
          ...  Littlemonkey (caretaker) looks annoyed that there was no card there 
Min. 76 :(coc) Denis_Staples takes advantage of a mistake by Zonde_Kotze 
          ...  Superbly timed tackle by Zonde_Kotze 
          ...  He made it look easy 
          ...  But he can't keep it in 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Paul_Gulliver lofts the ball in! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha reads it well, and claims it! 
Min. 79 :(coc) Pedro_B'lista with the mazy run 
          ...  Pedro_B'lista with a powerful diving header! 
          ...  The fans get off their seats! 
          ...  But it sails over !! 
Min. 81 :(coc) D_Stenvall slides the ball across to Denis_Staples 
          ...  Denis_Staples hits it 
          ...  This one could go anywhere ! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  It was a top drawer goal 
          ...  Dyer Island Penguins 0-2 Cockney Cockrells ...
Min. 82 :(coc) Cockney Cockrells changed their strategy to play C 
Min. 82 :(coc) Ole_Guncalves seems to have switched to a AM role 
Min. 82 :(coc) Paul_Gulliver has the ball on the wing 
          ...  He takes it past Rio+Ferdinand 
          ...  He knocks it to Denis_Staples! 
          ...  Denis_Staples fires a shot at goal ! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha gets his fingertips to it 
          ...  He pushes it onto the post 
          ...  The defender clears the loose ball 
Min. 84 :(coc) Jenkins_Roles with a slide rule pass to Pedro_B'lista 
          ...  Pedro_B'lista lobs Fezile_Botha! 
          ...  He couldn't have struck it more sweetly!! 
          ...  GOAL !! 
          ...  Look at the delight on his face! 
          ...  He pretends to snort the touchline!! 
          ...  Dyer Island Penguins 0-3 Cockney Cockrells ...
Min. 85 :(coc) Jennings_Glue will replace Hector_Nuryev and play GK 
Min. 85 :(coc) The Cockney Cockrells manager shouts at them from the touchline to play D 
Min. 85 :(dye) Rio+Ferdinand spits at D_Stenvall 
          ...  He received a good talking to from The ref 
Min. 87 :(coc) Jenkins_Roles with a first time pass 
          ...  Denis_Staples runs onto it! 
          ...  Zonde_Kotze wins the ball well 
          ...  The referee has given a free kick 
          ...  FREE KICK! 
          ...  That could have been a penalty! 
          ...  Ole_Guncalves fires it towards the goal 
          ...  Fezile_Botha has it covered 
          ...  It takes a bobble! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha reacts well to tip it wide!!! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  The corner is swung in by Paul_Gulliver! 
          ...  Fezile_Botha easily claims the ball! 
Min. 87 :(coc) Denis_Staples gains control of the loose ball 
          ...  Superbly timed tackle by Zonde_Kotze 
          ...  He made it look easy 
Min. 88 :(REF) The board goes up indicating that there are 4 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 88 :(coc) Justice_Libra is out on the right 
          ...  He moves the ball left to Denis_Staples 
          ...  Rio+Ferdinand tackles cleanly 
Min. 90 :(dye) Dante_Fortune jumps over Y_Yobari's challenge 
          ...  Lyle_Kendrick slices it 
          ...  Jennings_Glue moves quickly!! 
          ...  He can't get there! 
          ...  It inches just wide! 
          ...  CORNER! 
          ...  Dante_Fortune chips the ball into the area! 
          ...  Ruter_Luthuli gets a shot in 
          ...  It hits the outside of the post 
          ...  And spins wide 
Min. 92 :(coc) Paul_Gulliver controls it well 
          ...  He nutmegs Zonde_Kotze 
          ...  He puts in Denis_Staples! 
          ...  Mcebisi_Nel slides in to knock the ball out for a throw-in 
Min. 94 :(dye) Chetty_Visser controls the ball with a deft piece of skill 
          ...  He plays the ball out to the left! 
          ...  Thwala_Msibi gets onto the end of the pass! 
          ...  D_Stenvall with an ugly foul 
          ...  I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball 
          ...  Shown a YELLOW CARD!! 

*************  FULL TIME  ****************



Match Details
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Venue                : Clifftop Nest (30,000)
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Dyer Island Penguins Match Info
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Best player          : Zonde_Kotze
Scorers              : N/A
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : Weston_Piper (32)
Injured              : N/A
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Cockney Cockrells Match Info
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Best player          : Lyle_Kendrick (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : Anders_Streng (47), Denis_Staples (81), Pedro_B'lista (84)
Sent Off             : N/A
Booked               : Luik_Dylewski (3), D_Stenvall (94)
Injured              : N/A
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Match Statistics
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                    Dyer Island Penguins  |    Cockney Cockrells
Attempts on Goal     :           8        |       18
Off target           :           6        |       6
On target            :           2        |       12
Possession           :          31        |       69
Corners              :           3        |       4
Red Cards            :           0        |       0
Yellow Cards         :           1        |       2
Subs Used            :           1        |       3
Fouls                :           3        |       7
Key Tackles          :           7        |       5
Key Passes           :           8        |       15
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Final Score          : Dyer Island Penguins 0 - 3 Cockney Cockrells
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Player Statistics - Dyer Island Penguins
Name          Pos  St  Tk  Ps  Sh  Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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Fezile_Botha   GK  19   1   1   1  15 |  96  12   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  24   0   0   0
Mcebisi_Nel    DF   1  16   8   2  22 |  96   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   0  10   3   0
Fudsi_Cloete   DF   1  16   7   2  23 |  96   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Zonde_Kotze    DM   1  12  17   4  22 |  96   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   0  10   3   0
DAN_WISHBONE   DF   1  18  10   3  23 |  96   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   3   0
Rio+Ferdinand  DF   1  17   8   3  23 |  96   0   3   1   0   1   0   0   0   0  15   3   1
Chetty_Visser  AM   1   2  16  10  23 |  96   0   0   1   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   3   1
Weston_Piper   MF   1   7  15   7  23 |  67   0   0   2   0   0   0   1   0   0  -1   5  -1
Thwala_Msibi   FW   1   2   9  17  20 |  96   0   0   1   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   3   1
Daniel_Chimes  AM   1   2   6  16  19 |  96   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   1
Dante_Fortune  AM   1   2  16  11  15 |  96   0   0   0   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   0   2
Katlego_Zwane  GK  16   1   1   1  12 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
B_Sakousis     DF   1  15   7   2  22 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Brecht_Lossle  MF   1   7  13   7  23 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Candela_Zulu   MF   1   8  16   9  21 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Ruter_Luthuli  FW   1   2   5  14  20 |  29   0   0   0   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   0   2

Player Statistics - Cockney Cockrells
Name          Pos  St  Tk  Ps  Sh  Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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Hector_Nuryev  GK  19   1   1   1  18 |  87   4   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  10   0   0   0
D_Stenvall     DF   1  17  11   2  23 |  96   0   1   1   1   0   0   1   0   0   4   3  -1
Lyle_Kendrick  DF   1  16  11   3  23 |  96   0   3   2   1   1   0   0   0   0  17   7   1
Jenkins_Roles  DM   1  13  16   2  23 |  96   0   1   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   5   4   0
Luik_Dylewski  DF   1  16   5   3  22 |  96   0   0   0   0   0   0   1   0   0  -1  -1  -1
Paul_Gulliver  DF   1  15  10   2  23 |  96   0   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   6   0
Cameron_Hart   MF   1   4  16  12  15 |  73   0   0   3   0   2   0   0   0   0   0   9   2
Pedro_B'lista  MF   1   8  17   8  22 |  96   0   0   0   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   4
Denis_Staples  FW   1   5   8  16  18 |  96   0   0   0   0   6   1   0   0   0   0   0   8
Anders_Streng  FW   1   3  12  15  20 |  72   0   0   2   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   6   4
Ole_Guncalves  AM   1   6  15  13  22 |  96   0   0   2   0   5   0   0   0   0   0   6   5
Jennings_Glue  GK  16   1   1   1  12 |   9   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Y_Yobari       DF   1  15  10   3  23 |  24   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   3   0
Justice_Libra  DM   1  12  15  10  22 |  23   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   3   0
Ayo_Sawogucci  MF   1   6  15  10  23 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
HANSU_YAKAMIN  FW   1   4   9  15  15 |   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
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